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-Ha! I told you I could do it!\r\n\r\n=What are you… Ho-oly shit, you got tits! What the hell is going on, man? And why are you green?\r\n\r\n-Sexy. Grinch.\r\n\r\n=...\r\n\r\n-...\r\n\r\n=That means less than nothing to me.\r\n\r\n-Well, you know how Maude’s been all distant and rude since getting her sexy boyfriend? Well, I’mma-\r\n\r\n=”Sexy?”\r\n\r\n-What? No! Not sexy, I said… waxy. Waxy Boyfriend. Like a statue. ’Cause he’s… so fake.\r\n\r\n=... Okay, whatever, just keep going.\r\n\r\n-I got a little something from my dealer that’s turned me into a chick, and now I’m stealing Christmas by sleeping with Maude’s BF. They break up, we get our friend back. It’s the perfect plan.\r\n\r\n=Uh huh. So, the green’s a side effect, or…\r\n\r\n-Green’s the whole point, idiot. Sexy Grinch.\r\n\r\n=*Sigh* Fine. So when you’re done fuckin’ dudes, how long until you change back?\r\n\r\n-“Change back?” Hmmm…

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