-Ha! I told you I could do it!

=What are you… Ho-oly shit, you got tits! What the hell is going on, man? And why are you green?

-Sexy. Grinch.

=...

-...

=That means less than nothing to me.

-Well, you know how Maude’s been all distant and rude since getting her sexy boyfriend? Well, I’mma-

=”Sexy?”

-What? No! Not sexy, I said… waxy. Waxy Boyfriend. Like a statue. ’Cause he’s… so fake.

=... Okay, whatever, just keep going.

-I got a little something from my dealer that’s turned me into a chick, and now I’m stealing Christmas by sleeping with Maude’s BF. They break up, we get our friend back. It’s the perfect plan.

=Uh huh. So, the green’s a side effect, or…

-Green’s the whole point, idiot. Sexy Grinch.

=*Sigh* Fine. So when you’re done fuckin’ dudes, how long until you change back?

-“Change back?” Hmmm…