“Go on! Open it!” One of Susie's friends urged her to open her secret santa gift. “I wanna see what it is!”

“Hold on Martha! We have all night.”

“But we can’t find out who our secret santa is until everybody opens their gifts!” The energetic and impatient girl paced behind the couch. “Please!”

“Fine.” Susie rolled her eyes and began unwrapping the present. “What did you get anyways?”

“Me?” Martha stopped behind Susie and peered over her shoulder. “I got a gift card to that cafe that just opened. Wait, we should go together!”

Susie chuckled, “Sure, we can go on one of our lunch breaks.” She tossed the ribbon from her present onto a nearby end table.

“Really!? I heard it is sooo good!”

“I guess we’ll see for ourselves.” Susie wrangled the last of the wrapping paper from her gift and was met with disappointment. Whereas her friend had received a thoughtful gift to a cafe she just would not shut up about she had received a purple razor from some no name company. “Really? They gave me this?” Susie held the gift up so Martha could see it as well. “Is this some sort of joke?”

“What the hell!? That’s super rude! Do you want me to see who got that for you?”

“Could you? I want to give them a piece of my mind.”

“You got it, bestie!” Martha stood up and gave a sloppy salute before making her way to find the host of the party.

“Seriously!” Susie huffed and set the gift on her lap. “This better be a gag gift.” But as Susie complained to herself she noticed from the bottom of her vision that the razor was glowing a pulsating purple light as it sat in its unopened package. For some reason she felt a sudden wave of heat wash over her as she began to sweat, her sleeveless sweater clinging to her skin. “Wooh,” She fanned herself with her hand, “Why’d it get so hot in here and…” On top of the sudden, unexplained heat she couldn’t help but feel a tingling sensation building up in her crotch and her nipples becoming erect. “Huh~ At least Martha’s not here~.”

Susie got up from the couch, grabbing her purse and gift as she found her way to the guest bathroom, locking the door behind her and setting her belongings on the counter. “I haven’t felt this way since high school~! What’s going-” She pulled her khakis down and was surprised to see a bushel of thick pubic hair poking past the top of her panties. “What the~?” She lifted her arms and looked in the mirror to find that her armpit hair also had an explosive growth spurt. “Why am I so horny~? And what’s with all this hair~?” She slipped her hands underneath her panties and ran her fingers through her soft pubes, eliciting a soft moan from her. 

“Ha~ I can’t go back to the party with all of this~!” Her other hand reached up and squeezed her right breast causing her to bite her bottom lip. “I do have the~...” She looked over at the razor, still in its package on the bathroom counter. She grabbed it and removed it from its packaging, tossing the plastic and cardboard in the trash. She slid her panties down her legs and held the razor over the wild bush of hair. “Looks like you were a useful gift afterall~!”

She lowered the razor down to her groin, ready to shave her unsightly forest but as soon as the razor touched her skin- “Agh~!” Her legs buckled and her arms trembled, dropping the razor onto the ground as she collapsed besides them. Her pussy squirted its sweet nectar out just to get caught in her untrimmed mess as she violently convulsed on the bathroom floor. :Agh~ OooOOoh GooOOooodDD~!!!!!” The muscles in her back and thighs began to hurt from this near bone shattering orgasm.

“Susie?” Martha knocked on the bathroom door. “Susie, are you okay? Matt said he saw you go in here! Susie? Susie I’m going to go grab the key, hold tight!””

The knocking continued as Susie moaned and shaked against the tile floor. Tears streamed from her eyes as her orgasm pushed past three minutes of non-stop bliss. “Ugh~ UGh~ Hugh~” How was she going to explain this to Martha? No, forget about Martha! Everyone at the party was going to see her! But this damned orgasm wouldn’t stop!

“Susie!?” Martha knocked on the door to signify her return. “I’m coming in!”

“Agh~ Fuck~!” Susie heard the key slide into the lock as Martha unlocked the door. This was going to be humiliating!