-There. Heels. Happy?

=Great, darling,b ut I can tell by the way you’re flashing your coochie you haven’t walked around in them

=That’s what I thought. You know the rules: put on makeup, you get to walk. Learn to walk in heels, you get to wear clothes. Figure out the bra, you get to try out that sweet voice of yours. Then… well we’ll get there when we getthere 

-This is SO unfair. Sorry, alrite??

=Then next time don’t whine about how women have it better to a witch’s face. 

=Apologize by doing what you’re told, got it?

-uhuh

=What was that?

-yes mistress…

=That’s my girl