1. -ExCUSE me. What part of “get lost” don’t understand? Now scram before we have a problem.

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  5. -Ugh, believe that guy? Must’ve been a real hot chick before his swap, talking to us like we’re a sure thing. The nerve.  

  6. =I dunno, he was kinda cute…

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  8. -Darling, look in the mirror; while you’re on holiday here, you’ll never hafta settle for “cute.” And did you see him sporting that woody the WHOLE time he was talking to us? Uh, quickshot alert!

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  10. =…yeah… yes I did.

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  12. -Ha! Down girl. I don’t know what your old bod’s packing, but trust me: that loser was nothing special. We can do sooo much better.

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  14. =We?

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  16. -Hmm, didn’t mean it that way, but know what? What happens on Exchange Island… why not, let’s do it. But I choose the guy. Capiche?