-ExCUSE me. What part of “get lost” don’t understand? Now scram before we have a problem.

…

-Ugh, believe that guy? Must’ve been a real hot chick before his swap, talking to us like we’re a sure thing. The nerve.
=I dunno, he was kinda cute…

-Darling, look in the mirror; while you’re on holiday here, you’ll never hafta settle for “cute.” And did you see him sporting that woody the WHOLE time he was talking to us? Uh, quickshot alert!

=…yeah… yes I did.

-Ha! Down girl. I don’t know what your old bod’s packing, but trust me: that loser was nothing special. We can do sooo much better.

=We?

-Hmm, didn’t mean it that way, but know what? What happens on Exchange Island… why not, let’s do it. But I choose the guy. Capiche?