-Oh, baby! Not complaining or nuthin’, but who’s the piece of ass in the rec room? 

-Oh, her? We rinsed out Gamma Kap’ last night in Trivia, so we got to transform one of them, keep ’em in the house for the week.
 
-No fuckin’ way…. Do I wanna know who they are?

-That was Bruiser.

-BIG Bruiser Barton, the linebacker? Where’d the rest of him go?

-Wherever the dick went, I guess. She’s still a little pixie now, but kept the stamina of a real althele; muscles’re in different places but keeps. It. Tight. 

-You didn’t! Brooo, isn’t that a bit gay?

-If tapping that smoking bod’s gay, bro, you’re the only straight guy in the house. Way she moans and straddles a cock, you’d think she’s a real woman. Best part is, she’s mad into it- original deal as is, she was just gonna be some eye candy, but soon as we got back, she showed us how bad she wanted to be our new in-house, fee-use slut.

-I dunno…

-Don’t wanna go all the way, then she’ll suck ya off if you ask. Careful, though, she’s got the magic tongue- Coulton barely made it a second before losing his load.