=Thoughts? I like it and the hairdresser said it turned out well,  but it’s not too bright, right? 
-You know... usually not a huge fan of dying, but ifn I knew how good I’d look in orange wouldve done it myself years ago! 
-Cleaning up much better than last checkup, btw. Good job
=glad you approve. Almost makes having those torturers pluck my eyebrows worth it. Thought salons were supposed to be relaxing 
-lol, welcome to womanhood, my guy- gotta do more than comb ur hair to be considered presentabl now. speaking of, are you at least keeping the diet? Call it vanity but I’d hate it if youre hiding some chub under that big shirt 

=why dont u tell me?
-jfc, I was so hot, wasnt I
=Oi, watch it! Body youre in nows quite the looker, too! been thinkin abt my old body ALOT lately, if yu catch my drift, so the offer still stands if Arthur doesn’t mind you getting your hands on your old body again...
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-okay, hubby’s in. If youre serious get over here NOW
=wait, both of you???
=Fuck it, omw. And you betterve kept up my gym regiment- I expect you to be able to throw me around like a ragdoll when I get there