“Dude,” the apartment door swung open as Jake and his roommate, Mike, returned home for the night, “That party was sick! Harvey really knows how to throw a party!”

“You’re telling me!” Mike shut the door behind him as he took a swig of his take home beer. “When he pulled out his phone and turned that bitch Jessica into a pair of boxers I knew we were in for a good time!” His words slurred together as he plopped down onto the couch next to Jake. “Speaking of which, have you installed that app yet?”

“Are you kidding me?” Jake held up his phone and waved it in front of Mike’s face. On the screen was a rather simple logo which read ‘Mod Ur Life: Beta v0.1.7’.“ I installed it as soon as he showed me where to find it.” He turned the phone back around to himself and began typing away at the screen. “Dude, this app has so many options but the UI is absolutely garbage… Let’s try these options!” He pressed away at the screen, selecting both him and Mike as he went through some options. He selected ‘Female, Busty, Milky, Blonde’ and tapped the large button on his screen which read apply.

“You better not have just turned me into something.” Mike sat slouched on his side of the couch, lazily attempting to peer over at Jake's phone as the both of them were suddenly engulfed in a flash of white light that was similar to the one they had seen transform Jessica earlier at the party. “You fucker!” But, just as suddenly as the light engulfed them, it burst free from the both of them, sending glittering sparks of white energy flying from their bodies. And instead of the two drunk college men there sat two blonde chicks with large braless tits that tented their now ill-fitting t-shirts.

“This is more like it!” Jake exclaimed in his new voice as he ecstatically squeezed the mammaries attached to his chest which caused two damp circles to form over his now puffy nipples.

“Dude!?” Mike snatched the phone from Jake and began taking in the phone’s poorly laid out UI.

“Come on~ Don’t be like that~” Jake openly moaned between words as he continued to tease his leaking breasts. “I thought we could~ have a little bit of fun before calling it a night~”

“Ew! I don't swing that way man!” Mike ignored the lewd display Jake was putting on and continued his trife through the app, selecting himself as the target this time.

“You don’t swing this way?” Jake shifted in his seat so he was turned towards Mike and lifted his soaked shirt up to expose his basketball sized tits. “You have a hot blonde chick in front of you and you're saying you’re not interested at all?”

“Well,” Mike flipped through the options on the app and tapped on ‘Male’, “you are still a guy so it’d be weird.” He clicked on the apply button and was engulfed in white light once again, he had successfully turned himself back to a guy but was disdained to see the locks of hair that made up his unkempt bangs were still blonde rather than his normal brown 

“You’re no fun!” Jake pouted and plopped back into his spot on the couch, sending his dribbling tits bouncing as he slouched back. “Plus, these things feel amazing!” He cupped both breasts in his hand and gave them a hearty squeeze, sending a stream of sweet cream through the air and onto the floor, indifferent to Mike struggling with the app.

“Yeah, yeah… Why isn’t this thing working?” Mike jabbed his finger at the phone’s screen as he stood up and began pacing in front of the couch. Growing more and more frustrated with the app he didn’t notice the… interesting choices he selected with his rage induced clicking on the app. “I swear whoever designed this app’s-” One last jab of his finger to the screen sealed his fate as he was once again engulfed with the shimmering white light and in a flash was transformed into his random selection of traits- a skimpy, red concierge outfit which fluttered to the ground amid a puddle of fresh milk.

“Yeah man~” Jake leaned further into the back of the couch, his eyes shut closed in ecstasy as he fondled his breasts. “The UI definitely shows that the app is still in it’s BETA stages~”

Meanwhile Mike was internally reeling on the floor from the sudden feeling of vertigo he had been subjected to. He could feel that his new form was drastically different from before, his light and boneless body became heavier as it somehow absorbed both the liquid he was laying in as well as the streams of milk which landed on top of him. “Fuck! What did I turn myself into? And why isn’t Jake doing anything about it?” His new form refused to move of his own accord, despite his attempts, he had no eyes to see where he was and no mouth to call out to his inebriated friend who obviously was unaware of Mike’s predicament. “Jake? Jake!? A little help?”

“Fuck~!” Jake trilled as he dug his fingers into his breasts, unable to get enough of the sensational feeling of milk spewing free from his hard and throbbing nipples. “Mike’s really missing out on this~.”