-Read it and Weep asshole

=No way. no FUCKING way! Howd you manage to swing Isobel?

-Oh, her? Luck of the draw ig. Why? think she’s hot or smthing

=bro, you knwo I do. We Smash or naw?

-Ehhh...

=Then why the hell you send a pic w her ass out???

-The booty shorts she was wearing kept pinching my WIDE THICC hips, and just needed to get them off. But now her THONG keeps riding up against my WET BREEDABLE pussy. Can’t catch a break 😔

-I’d ask for yr help, BUT youre the one who chickened out of Swap Class last minite. quid pro quo, bro, maybe swap w a chick next semester and Ill CONSIDER inviting you over. meanwhile have fun jerkin it to my perfect bod