-Ta-Da! At last, Paris rejoice: she is done.

=Eh… yeah, man, that’s great…

-Spit it out, then- what’s your problem?

= I mean, it’s a neat church thing and all, but are you SO obsessed with LEGOs that you let them turn you into a woman just to buy some more?

-Naw, mate, you got it all wrong: having a pussy seemed pretty hype, not gonna lie, and I would’ve joined the Swap Study even if they weren’t offering some serious cash.

=So you’re NOT mad about losing your dick?

-Mad? This is awesome! All the LEGOs I want, with money to spare, and when I get bored of building, I can just play with these awesome tits. Seriously, dude, it’s like having an on-demand dose of dopamine, you should REALLY get a feel yourself.

=Huh

-Dude, are you really this dense? Inviting you upstairs into my room to “play with LEGOs” was too subtle, I understand, but you’ve got a naked girl all to yourself, and you’re just standing there like an idiot.

=I just… I thought you were… I… it’s been pretty humid, so I figured… y’know… 

-Jesus, I hope you can fuck better than you think, ya dummy.