Ripped Pants

(Talking)
When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.

(Whole band singing)
When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
and no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and [rip] ripped his pants

(Spongebob singing)

I know I shouldn't mope around,
I shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
then a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns....


Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
so listen and you won't regret
be true to yourself
don't miss your chance
and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS

[riiip]

(Talking)

(Sandy: Spongebob! That song really is true! If y'all wanted to be my friend
all ya had to do was to be yourself)
(Larry: Spongebob that was so righteous would you.. Sign My pants?)
(Spongebob: Ya sure buddy! {rip})

(Whistle)

Intro:

C
I thought i had everyone

Am
on my side

Dm
but I went and blew it

G
all sky high

Em
and now she wont even

Am
spare a passing plants

Dm
all just because I

G
ripped my pants


///Verse:

C
when big larry came round just

Am
to put him down

Dm
Spongebob turned

G
into a clown

Em
And no girl ever wants

Am
to dance with a

D
fool who went and...

G
ripped his pants

C
I know i should'nt mock around

Am
I should'nt curse

Dm
but the pain feels so much

G
worse

Em
Cause winding up with no one

Am
is a lot less fun

Dm
than a burn from the sun

G
or sand in your buns...

C
Now I learned a lesson

Am
I wont soon forget

Dm
so listen and

G
you wont regret

Em
Be true to yourself

Am
dont miss your chance

Dm
and you wont end up

C
like the fool...

Dm
who...

G
ripped...

G
his...

C
pants.....