=I know we agreed not to go too crazy with the presents this year, but I couldn’t help myself and got you those replacement parts you needed for your gaming PC. I just… I had to sell off my cock to get it.

-Babe, that’s, like, totally crazy! I went to the Swap Clinic, too, and had to take another lady’s sex drive and smarts and stuff to get you a new suit. Now it’ll be too small!

=Oh, dang. I really made a mess of things, huh?

-*giggles* you are NOT more stupider than me. Now why don’t you forget about the doohickeys and show me how magical Christmas can be? But later, we’re going back to the Clinic to make stuff better. What’ll people say when they see my bf has a better ass than me??