You know what, that’s enough; I’m done with this. I’m sorry the Gender Wave altered your body into something you don’t recognize, but that’s the case for every human on EARTH right now. Join a group, talk to a therapist, I don’t care, just stop taking all of your anger and resentment out on me. I’m not sure why you’re so upset that I’ve adapted so quickly, but how could I not? Being an awkward, chubby guy, no one was a fan of how I looked- including me- but now all that fat redistributed to make these babies! I have a literal HOURGLASS SHAPE, the kind of shape that artists use as muses. I’m hot, and like that I’m hot, so deal with it.  

It’s not only my appearance, either. It’s the Gender Wave, people know I wasn’t actually born a girl, but they still treat me like one, regardless: friendly and helpful, actually giving me the time of day, not like before. I like doing girly things, too, without worrying about being made fun of. I get to style all this hair the way I want it, I’ve been keeping up on grooming myself (though I’m not ready to take a razor down there yet), I’m getting really good at doing my own makeup. Yesterday, I even went to a spa! With the mud and the massages and all that shit. Everything’s so colorful, like I’m finally able to see the world as it’s meant to be seen. I’m happy… maybe for the first time in my life, and it hurts that you want to take that joy away from me.  

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Okay, that’s fair. I can see that I don’t have the body to go “shirt-optional” in shared spaces anymore. *Sigh* and I suppose it doesn’t matter what’s in my pants, I still have to… you know, wear them. I WILL say that bras are one of the few things about being a girl that I’m not a super big fan of, but yeah, that shouldn’t be anyone else’s problem but mine. Tits’ll still look amazing no matter what I cover them with. Though, don’t get it twisted: my point still stands about working out your issues. It’s a shame someone like you is wasting away, sulking in bed all day. Wouldn’t be fair to compare the two of us, but you turned out pretty sexy, too, if I maybe so bold.