If you've ever wondered why, Disney tells all and then liesss
Here's what happens after all their dreams came true...

I love being princess down in, this beautiful ocean blue.
But mermaids are going missing, they end up in someones soup.
So just try to put yourself in, somebody else's gills.
They're ruining my ecosystem, with fishing and oil spills (oh no!)
Thank you BP, thank you BP, the British are killing, oil is spilling, now I can't see MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on flounders' fins, plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends.
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning, thanks to BP... you suck!