-hey you. rick’s gonna be at the movies. whay don’t you come over and do that cool thing with my legs again 

-Oh, shit. shit

=Richard Alan Daniels what in God’s Name do you think you are doing! If the neighbors start saying I’ve been inviting women- college aged woman!- into my home, I swear...

-no

-… it was for Brian

=Excuse me? That man would be APPALLED if he knew that he had relations with someone nearly half his age instead of his girlfriend. Shame on you, young man.

=The SECOND I get the Swap Machine fixed and we are in our proper bodies, You are going to be grounded so hard you’ll forget ALL about the disrespect you have done to me and him. 
 
-sorry, mom but you said we needed to keep up appearences. I’d love to be a dude and not have the hots for a middle aged man again, but it is what it is. please just enjoy your date with Brit, don’t want her to think I’m ignoring her to speak to my “mom”