Most anyone close to Mike would say that when he was barely hit by the Role Exchanger when it passed over downtown a few weeks ago. Sure his formerly blonde hair darkened to black, and he would have to buy all new shoes, as he went up 2 sizes, but considering the horror stories of that mysterious blue light shuffling around it victims’ traits so chaotically it’s a miracle when anyone comes out the other side as (pretty much) the same person. Unbeknownst to them, however, Mike’s changes were a little more drastic than he was letting on: if anyone were to give him a more…intimate inspection, they would see his average-sized penis was replaced with a pair of shaved pussy lips.

Mike was understandably uncomfortable with the big change between his legs, but that apprehension didn’t last long. Being single, he’s had a lot of free time exploring his new equipment, and loving every second of it. Recently he took the step of buying a pair of form-fitting women’s underwear online, the simple pleasure of fabric rubbing against his more sensitive new genitals outweighing anything he felt with his dick. But Mike can tell he’s about to take the plunge, as it were. It’s amazing the ecstasy he’s been able to achieve with fingers and some practice, but that soon wouldn’t be enough. Buying a few new toys would probably do the job just fine, but he had to admit, going out sounded much more appealing. After all, gifts like these are meant to be shared.