Ha, gotcha! Oh, you should see the look on your stupid, stupid face. Here’s a tip: you can do whatever you want to a guy on April Fool’s, that’s the reason for the season. You find some weird alien device that can change a body at will, all the power to ya. And turning me into your fucked-up sex fantasy: tits the size of melons, compulsion to show off as much skin as possible, (the latex allergy,) that’s a solid bit. BUT, if you’re gonna go that far, keep the device you use on your victims in a safe spot. “Ugh, fine, you can fuck me, whatever, but you’re taking me out on a date first.” Can’t believe you fell for that crap! Calling those theater classes a waste of time, but my performance managed to fool your ass. So busy trying not to cream your pants over a little black dress, you didn’t even notice me swiping the device out of your pocket. Unless you WANTED to get reverse-pranked into a chick’s body, I won’t judge. 

Hey, relax, man, I know the rules; I’ll make sure everything’ll be back to normal by he 2nd. Meanwhile this “MAU” thing’s not leaving by sight. And while we’re thinkin’ about it… there. Only fair that we adjust your libido and orientation to match your new look. And you know what they say: “No middle sliders.” You wanted a sexy nympho begging to suck you off dry? You got your wish, just that it’s not YOU who’s in control of your body. Feels weird being inside you, bro, not gonna lie, but rather a smaller dick than nothing at all, right? No offense. So… we still have that reservation. Still want the foreplay of a wine and dine, or are you so horny that you wanna take this back upstairs? Don’t worry, I can make this cock as big as you want, just say the word.