1:50k Walker!:1:stats:move:50000:You have walked 50,000 feet!:item diamondchestplate 1
1:100 Grand:1:stats:move:100000:You have walked 100,000 feet!:item diamond 10
1:200k Steps:1:stats:move:200000:You have walked 200,000 feet! WOW...:item glass 200
1:ONE MILLION FEET:1:stats:move:1000000:You have walked 1,000,000 feet! You are God.:item diamond 64
1:What's above god?:1:stats:armswing:100000:You have swung your arms 100,000 times! I'm shocked. Figuratively.:item diamond 20
1:What is this I dont even...:1:stats:armswing:200000:You have swung your arms 200,000 times! Christ!:item diamond 30
1:Dear lord:1:stats:armswing:500000:You have swung your arms 500,000 times! OMFG!:item diamond 50
1:FUCK:1:stats:armswing:1000000:You have swung your arms 1,000,000 times! You are now God.:item bedrock 500
1:Frequent Flyer:1:stats:login:40:You have logged in 40 times!:item pumpkin 6
1:200 logs:1:stats:login:200:You have logged in 200 times!:item mobspawner 2
1:Aww Nutsack:1:stats:login:1000:You have logged in 1,000 times!:item diamond 64
1:Sup Creeper!:1:damagetaken:creeperexplosion:10: Take 10 creeper damage:item bread 2
1:Invisible Mobs!:1:damagetaken:creeperexplosion:20: Take 20 creeper damage:item bread 2:Sup Creeper!
1:Fucking Creepers...:1:damagetaken:creeperexplosion:40: Take 40 creeper damage:item bread 2:Invisible Mobs!
1:It was lag:1:deaths:total:50:Die a lot:item ironboots 1:Grim Reaper is my buddy
1:You talk too fucking much:1:stats:chatletters:20000:Awarded for typing 20k chat letters!:item diamondboots 1
1:You talk way too fucking much:1:stats:chatletters:30000:Awarded for typing 30k chat letters!:item goldpickaxe 1
1:You really talk way too fucking much:1:stats:chatletters:40000:Awarded for typing 40k chat letters!:item diamondpants 1
1:50k Chat letters:1:stats:chatletters:50000:Awarded for typing 50k chat letters!:item sponge 6
1:60k Chat letters:1:stats:chatletters:60000:Awarded for typing 60k chat letters!:item lightstone 64
1:70k Chat letters:1:stats:chatletters:70000:Awarded for typing 70k chat letters!:item netherstone 64
1:80k Chat letters:1:stats:chatletters:80000:Awarded for typing 80k chat letters!:item diamond 10
1:90k Chat letters:1:stats:chatletters:90000:Awarded for typing 90k chat letters!:item goldblock 10
1:100k Chat letters:1:stats:chatletters:100000:Awarded for typing 100k chat letters!:item diamond 20
1:110k Chat letters:1:stats:chatletters:110000:Awarded for typing 110k chat letters!:item goldblock 10
1:120k Chat letters:1:stats:chatletters:120000:Awarded for typing 120k chat letters!:item coal 5
1:140k Chat letters:1:stats:chatletters:140000:Awarded for typing 140k chat letters!:item coal 5
1:150k Chat letters:1:stats:chatletters:150000:Awarded for typing 150k chat letters!:item diamondpickaxe 1
1:160k Chat letters:1:stats:chatletters:160000:Awarded for typing 160k chat letters!:item diamondhoe 1
1:Let there be light!:1:blockcreate:torch:100:Placed 100 torches.:item lightstone 10
1:Can you see this from space?:1:blockcreate:torch:1000:Placed 1,000 torches.:item diamondhelmet 1
1:Free Diamond Pickaxes:1:blockcreate:cobblestone:1500:Placed over 1,500 blocks of cobblestone.:item diamondpickaxe 2
1:I was raised in the slop:1:blockcreate:dirt:1000:Placed 1,000 blocks of dirt.:item diamondshovel 1
1:Well Read:1:blockcreate:bookshelf:5:Placed 1 Bookshelf.:item irondoor 2
1:Higher Learning:1:blockcreate:bookshelf:50:Placed 2 Bookshelves.:item minecart 2
1:I like to cut my pappy:1:blockcreate:bookshelf:100:Placed 4 Bookshelves.:item bookshelf 50
1:Mending Fences:1:blockcreate:fence:50:Placed 50 Fences.:item watch 1
1:And the cow jumped over the...fence??:1:blockcreate:fence:250:Placed 250 Fences.:item lightstone 64
1:How much wood...:1:blockcreate:wood:1500:Placed over 1500 wood.:item goldrecord 1
1:Glass Blower:1:blockcreate:glass:1500:Placed over 1,500 glass blocks.:item goldhoe 1
1:Building the Chunnel!:1:blockdestroy:rock:1000:Mined 1,000 Smooth Stone.:item diamondpickaxe 1
1:Smokey the bear hates you:1:blockdestroy:log:500:Chopped 500 wood.:item ironaxe 2
1:Global Warming:1:blockdestroy:log:1000:Chopped 1,000 wood.:item diamondaxe 1
1:TIME TO REPLANT:1:blockdestroy:log:1500:Chopped over 1,500 wood!:item diamondaxe 2
1:Off roading:1:blockdestroy:dirt:1000:Dug up 1,000 dirt.:item diamondshovel 1
1:I need to wash my hands now:1:blockdestroy:dirt:1500:Dug up over 1,500 dirt!:item diamondshovel 2
1:I suck at placement:1:blockdestroy:cobblestone:1000:Mined 1,000 Cobblestone.:item goldpickaxe 1
1:Oops, I did it again:1:blockdestroy:cobblestone:1500:Mined over 1,500 Cobblestone.:item goldshovel 1
1:7 days:1:stats:playedfor:604800:Have your play time make 1 week:item diamond 10
1:Now thats Hot:1:damagetaken:lava:1:Take lava damage:item waterbucket 1
1:Americas Most wanted:1:kills:total:250: Kill 250 monsters :item diamond 15
1:I kill shit:1:damagedealt:total:2000: Deal 2000 damage:item arrows 200
1:Cold Blooded:1:damagedealt:total:4000: Deal 6000 damage:item arrows 500
1:I like to fry:1:damagetaken:fire:500: Catch on fire numerous times:item snowblock 10
1:Slaughterhouse:1:itempickup:pork:50: Pickup 50 pieces of Pork:item goldsword 1
1:You are literally made of dicks:1:stats:lighter:15:PissLizard Achievement:item lever 2
1:If only I had a record:1:blockcreate:jukebox:1::item greenrecord 1:Well...
1:Slimes? lol:1:itempickup:slimeorb:5:Useless:item slimeorb 5
1:Hmm...I've stopped liking the idea:1:blockdestroy:bookshelf:4:Not sure why though...:item diamondaxe 1
1:Lightstone:1:blockcreate:lightstone:10:I like it too:item lightstone 64
1:There's issue with the circuit:1:blockdestroy:redstonewire:50:Ah, there we go.:item redstonewire 64